Jefferson Snowmobile

Chocodile Rock

Sat, 6 Mar 2010 12:38:45 -0800

Uh ohhh...it's a double episode. Run to the restroom now, so you don't miss a thing!

In this week's exciting double-header John & Ryan read listener mail, give a book review, give THREE movie reviews (including one that is WAY overdue), discuss earthquakes and earthquake preparedness and debate whether it's better to be Hugh Hefner or Richard Branson.

And that's just the first half!!

NEXT, we discuss why it's really important to not be a hypocrite, why you might want to consider parking your Toyota for a while, we figure out what instrument we need for a sound effect, how Roger Ebert is still awesome and compels to speak about movies AGAIN, and much more!

Check it out...it's worth a listen.

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Jaws for Jesus

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:03:49 -0800

Welcome to Jefferson Snowmobile!

In this glorious episode you will hear John and Ryan discuss topics that include, but are not limited to:
- Belching
- Folk bands
- Count Zero (it's a book)
- The Olympics
- The Dubai / Israeli assassination (crazy!)
- Listener mail
- How we lure unsuspecting listeners in with the word "snowmobile"
- Avatar...again
- The name "Hiatuscast"
- Being too fat to fly on Southwest
- getting piles
- Jaws For Jesus, Gay Whales For Christ
- "naked baby pink" dolphin
- Landalanche!
- AND
- MUCH
- MORE!

Check it out - you'll either be sorry or you won't.

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Enjoy!

Testicles And The Olympians

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 18:43:54 -0800

At the start of the 2010 Winter Olympic Games, John and Ryan would like to remind you that ice dancing isn't the only entertainment game in town.

Why? Because it's time for Jefferson Snowmobile!!

In this week's episode we discuss the Olympics, Avatar (the movie), the iPhone meat stylus, blind riots, government-sanctioned email, Real Genius, confusing Arnold Schwarzenegger with Arnold from Happy Days and going to the circus.

But that's not all! We also have a book review, a movie review or two, we soil every movie and tv show you haven't seen, we have a quick Howard Stern chat (which leads us to discuss depression...fun!).

And then for some reason we discuss copy machines. There's no predicting this show!

Check it out, then let us know what you think.

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CuddleCast

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 18:42:14 -0800

It's the end of January, and that means it's time for more Jefferson Snowmobile!

ATTENTION: Right at the 2min 52sec mark we had to cut out a TINY piece of the show for security reasons. But all you need to know is that Ryan mentioned that the State of the Union address was moved so that Lost could premiere on time. If you have that nugget of info in your back pocket, you'll do fine. Now, on with the show.

In this week's episode we discuss such topics as the State of the Union, Avatar and how we MIGHT see it, listener mail, reviews of Mass Effect 2 and Halo ODST, iPad chat, rubberized Terminators, and MORE!!

Trust us, it's worth a listen.

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Bring It On Again

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:50:15 -0800

At long last...yet ANOTHER Jefferson Snowmobile! We know you've been dying to hear us.

In this week's episode you will hear such topics as celebrity impersonations, kicking the caffeine habit, having the word "entertainer" in your job title, THE Jay/Conan discussion, things to do with your time now and in the past, TV shopping, home workout tools and other promotional items, a cult-owned chinese restaurant, looking up words so you can read a book, starting an argument from across the country, the crazy neighbor and MUCH MORE.

Take a listen...it's worth TWICE the time you'll spend on it!

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Steppenwolverine

Sun, 3 Jan 2010 12:25:47 -0800

Happy New Year To Youuuuuu!!

We'd like to invite you to the first episode of 2010. Can you believe you had to go 3 whole days without an episode? What have you been doing with yourself?!

In this episode you'll find such gems as John and Ryan discussing The Beatles in mono and other Christmas gifts, Ryan the foley artist, listener mail, the origin of the phrase "batshit crazy", why we shouldn't start PETH, the return of George Takei, movie time and the state of 3D film, why more main characters aren't wusses, some iPhone chat, storing binary data in a rat brain and MUCH MORE.

Check it out...it's worth a listen!

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Toastmaster General

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:04:32 -0800

You never imagined such a thing could follow you.
[You never thought it was true.]
And when it's your time,
I wonder how well you'll do.
[I wonder how will you do]
Your kind of trouble's running
deeper than you see.
[I wonder what you're gonna do about it]
You broke
[The rule]
You've been
[A fool]
The little doll is you!

(Seriously folks, go back and listen to Ozzy's Diary Of A Madman if it's been a while.)

Welcome to Jefferson Snowmobile, where we confuse you with weird nonsensical titles and song lyrics from days of old.

In this back-to-school episode, we discuss saying "So, ahhh" WAY too often (and other things we say too much), playing ping pong against people who take it seriously, strange foods, the movie Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs or Dances With Thundercats), kicking a girl out of bed for eating Chicken In A Biscuit, how onions are made (you read that right), overdosing on pepper spray, the return of the snort, stupid trucker caps, to Spector or not, a dog pees on Ryan's head and MUCH MORE!!

Check it out...it's worth 35 minutes of your time.

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@SnoMoBil

Happy Chrismakwanzukah!

Theres A Guest Up Your Chimney

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:08:36 -0800

Ho Ho Hooolllyy Crap!

This one's a doozy, clocking in at nearly 2 hours! But wait, there's more! Special (return) guest Paul is in the hizzie to help us set new records for blabbering nonsensically.

In this very special (and really damn long) episode you'll find such topics as old video games we love, the etymology of a snowmobile phrase, Christmas movies, being dark and boring, lighting farts, the difference between being a pain in the ass and a bona fide misanthrope, never flying EVER, non-Christmas movies, the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and other elf-like bands, the magic of the season RUINED, most memorable gifts, a parade of things John hates, Michael Jackson's This Is It, the International Star Registry, Paul get miffed that we haven't read his letter yet (so we read it), TiVo thinks John is a gay fighter pilot, Captain & Tennille & Casper and MUCH MORE.

If it make it through this one, let us know.

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Hoof Hearted

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:09:08 -0800

Ladies and Gentlemen, we're live!

We're recording two shows this week, and in today's episode we discuss such amazing topics as Stephen King's HUGE novel The Stand (perhaps for the last time), we talk about the Nazi twins from Brazil, give a brief review of Transformers 2 (ugh), sing the Hamms beer song and MUCH MORE!!

This one is worth a listen - and you can take that to the bank!

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@SnoMoBil

Ron Bropeil

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:19:25 -0800

Your day may have been rough, but now it's time to kick back and lose yourself in Jefferson Snowmobile.

Topics of the day include: Oprah retirement; listener mail; Stephen King's "The Stand"; Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue" and what part of Russia she can see from her back yard; movie star rock bands; what we've been doing for the past 25 years; the great pumpkin shortage; what we'll do when we're reincarnated; fake digits; water on the moon and MUCH MORE!

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Fartlocker

Sat, 7 Nov 2009 10:50:50 -0800

Welcome once again to another exciting episode of Jefferson Snowmobile.

This week, John and Ryan discuss putting a moratorium on guns at the office, starting the Order of the Supreme Badass, movies we've seen, cartoons we like (and are starting to dislike), getting new audio gear, snowmobile love-making, timber sports out takes, Alexander Dumbass and MUCH MORE.

Check it out, or regret it forever.

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Enjoy!

Halloween Special 2009

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:49:14 -0700

Happy Halloween!

Welcome to Jefferson Snowmobile! If this is your first time tuning in, then we hope you enjoy it. If it's not your first time...well, we hope you enjoy it too.

In this exciting episode, you'll hear us read listener mail (at long last!). We'll discuss customer disservice, a-holes in the outfield, why you need to get an iPhone, why Halloween is one of the greatest holidays of all time, Zubaz, the Death Star pumpkin, and MUCH more.

You’re guaranteed to have at least one laugh, or we’ll refund your money.

PS...If you haven't listened to the Asian Invasion episode go back and have a listen. It's a keeper!

You can subscribe via iTunes.

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Grosse Point Wang

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:58:20 -0700

Welcome to Jefferson Snowmobile! On this episode, we manage to make it longer than 4 minutes.

If your attention span will take you the distance, allow us to entice you. Our discussion includes: beady eyes; a hot mic; The Informant; innovative fair foods (including balls on a stick); radioactive plant beasts; ordering from the sweet spot on a menu; Starbucks Via (Folgers Crystals); random percussion instruments and MUCH MORE!

And tune in next week for more random comedy straight from the horse's tonsils.

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Kimbolicious Make Awesome

Fri, 2 Oct 2009 17:01:57 -0700

Well, so much for that.

We recorded a fantastic podcast, and then something happened. It LOOKED like it was recording, but nothing beyond the first few minutes was recorded.

SOO...listen to what we've got, and we will try again next week.

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Choco Taco

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:07:56 -0700

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another exciting edition of Jefferson Snowmobile.

Today, you will marvel at the uncanny voice impressions. You will swoon over the amazing grasp of global economics. And you will shudder at the sheer enormity of it all!

And be sure to tune in next time for more misadventures and stories from the Front Lines.

www.jeffersonsnowmobile.com

writeus@jeffersonsnowmobile.com

twitter @SnoMoBil

That is all.

Shart Patrol

Sun, 9 Aug 2009 20:00:56 -0700

Welcome to another action-packed Jefferson Snowmobile!

This week, special guest Taylor drops by to weigh in on important topics. We're talkin' about word games, Sally Struthers, GI Joe, free range sharting, getting paid to act, more cartoon movies, eighties TV commercials and MUCH MORE.

This one's worth a listen. Enjoy!

PS...follow us on Twitter @SnoMoBil

PPS...email us at writeus@jeffersonsnowmobile.com

PPPS...www.jeffersonsnowmobile.com

That is all.

Japanese Hassle

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:48:17 -0700

Damn the torpedos, batten down the hatches and buckle in...it's Jefferson Snowmobile!

In today's exciting episode, John and Ryan discuss the Japanese Hassle, and what that means generically-speaking. We also talk about Gaiking, "The Obama Situation", karma vis-a-vis getting ass-bitten, Pineapple Express, hiring hookers instead of choking yourself out, bagging off your junk, girls hotter than Megan Fox (they DO exist!) and MUCH MORE.

Tune in for an hour of awesomeness. And once you're done with that, listen to this podcast. You won't regret it (but we will).

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:38:32 -0700

Ahhh...the magical sounds of Super Mario 64.

In this episode, learn everything you ever wanted to know about geese, Terminator Salvation and our favorite movies, a movie rating system (that changes midway through the discussion), the "Two minutes later" line, Neill Blomkamp, Stephen King's IT, Michael Bay and the Thundercats movie, and SO MUCH MORE.

Be sure you listen to the end of the podcast...one of us starts crying and you don't want to miss it!

That Chick Is A Dude

Thu, 9 Apr 2009 19:24:34 -0700

Hey Everybody! In this special episode of Jefferson Snowmobile we talk about cell phones killing bees, Josh Freese, the Yamaha DX7, Jesus fighting a bear, the How Stuff Works podcast, gay divorce, snorting and so much more!

Plus, as a special bonus, you can hear John snort AND hear his cell phone ring. ANDDDD...hear John's very own voicemail tone. Don't say we didn't give you anything for free...

Have a listen...you won't be sorry! (Unless you're sorry.)

Valentines Day Massacre

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:15:08 -0800

Time Flies...

Welcome to a very special post-Valentine's Day edition. What's that sound you hear? It's the sound of us KICKING ASS! We have an extended musical interlude to get you pumped up and ready to dive into the new year.

We're putting out 130,000% effort into this one. So sit back, relax and deal with the fact that we are BACK, and we're hungry! Literally, we're hungry.

Topics covered: Ginger Baker; "bad tits"; our new listener; songs you hate; "Concentrate The Hate '09"; shout out to How Stuff Works; angry cheetah; greenhouse gases; the truth behind Amsterdam; don't bulldoze your history; movie preview; dyscalculia; infinite mirror effects; australia: the land of strange animals; Hardware Wars; 3 piece bands; the quality of heroine; leisure shoes, Club Snuggie and more!

Tune in, have a listen and enjoy yourself. And if you like it, leave us a review on iTunes or send us an email.

Laugh Track

Sun, 9 Nov 2008 20:45:59 -0800

Well well well...look who's back for more!

In this fantastically awesome return to stardom, Jefferson Snowmobile discussed the following:

NASCAR
The best cover band ever?
Bud Light and primary colors
John Madden doesn't fly
Tropic Thunder
HGH: The Movie
Billy Ray (Cyrus)
Rehab
Ryan's big experiment

And MUCH MORE. Trust us, this is worth a listen.

Joy To The World - In 3D

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:22:30 -0700

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In the third and final spot for Special Guest Joy we discuss secret IQ tests, being led toward an answer, Banana Canyon, "comparing chickens", Dr. Bob's Ice Cream, playing Rock Band with your weenie, Charles Nelson Riley, why there really is nothing new under the sun, being five ten and a quarter, The Gene Vincent Invasion, fake Keds, whether Alaskans have an accent, single camera sitcoms, tiki lounge food and MUCH MORE.

Listen now, or surrender your babies!

Joy To The World - Part Deuce

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:05:25 -0700

What's that sound you hear? It almost sounds like a swarm of mechanical bees. Is that....could it be....YES! It's Jefferson Snowmobile!

In this Part Deuce of a mind-boggling THREE-PART epic adventure, our very special guest Joy talks even louder.

We talk more about movies, giving venison to the homeless, finishing up that screenplay, why Dokken is awesome, corn squeezin's,

Tune in next time for more udder destruction. Part 3 coming soon. And hot on the heels of that, our very first live caller! Yes, we've cleared some technological hurdles at the snowmobile and YOU are the beneficiary.

Don't miss it!

Joy To The World - Part One

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:57:01 -0700

Good day, and welcome to the world-famous Jefferson Snowmobile. Please be seated.

In this Part One of a mind-boggling THREE-PART epic adventure, we welcome a very special guest into the studio. Yes, she's a girl. Yes, she's cute. No, you can't have her.

We talk about movies and feet. That's it. And DeLoreans. But nothing else. Well, also "thongs" versus "flip flops." And maybe the phrase "three sheets to the wind" is used. But that is IT.

Tune in next time for more udder destruction. Parts 2 and 3 coming soon. And hot on the heels of that, our very first live caller! Yes, we've cleared some technological hurdles at the snowmobile and YOU are the beneficiary.

Don't miss it!

The Dick Wave

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:38:13 -0700

Ladies and Gentlemen...boys and girls. Prepare for a STUNNING conclusion to the 2-part mega drama.

In this death-defying episode we discuss the dick wave, a manamander, qualifying for government cheese, the wheelhouse of "nerdy", eating Steve Garvey dogs, more Chuck Norris facts, The Randal, Hooterites, Cheech & Chong, living the spirit of the law, the beef, getting shot in the leg, west coast Poobah of the Motley Crue Fan Club, and a LOT more.

It would be very short-sighted to not listen to this podcast. Make your mom proud!

You Can Have Only One

Tue, 5 Aug 2008 21:52:38 -0700

In this Part One of a two-part miniseries, John & Ryan talk about the most amazing concept ever discussed in the history of humanity. Nothing except water and sliced bread is this amazing or important.

And guess what? You have to listen to learn what "it" is.

What is it? It's it.

Be sure to stick around until the end so you can hear a special clip from the Pre-Snowmobile test runs. Everyone's friend Say-tuhn does a guest spot.

Check it out...it's worth a listen.

Asian Invasion

Wed, 9 Jul 2008 18:41:06 -0700

You can run. You can hide. But there is NO getting away from Jefferson Snowmobile!

In this episode we discuss waking up wallabies, fighting kangaroos, having a bat in your bra, Martians messing with our rovers and probes, having "relations" in space, taxidermy gone wild, false mirth, and a LOT more.

This one had us in stitches. Have a listen, and share a laugh!

Cold Cereal Makes You Gassy

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:34:05 -0700

After being set back by colds and INSANE hot weather, the snowmobile returns!

In this episode we discuss the Cold Cereal diet, GuadaLaHabra, punching babies, going to jury duty, raping bunnies and peeing on teens, asking to have your junk cut off, what you'd do for a million dollars, and a LOT more.

It's absolutely worth a listen. But don't take my word for it...tune in!

Stupid Hats Are People, Too

Sat, 7 Jun 2008 21:25:41 -0700

In this very VERY special episode we do the unthinkable: we follow an agenda. Tune in and listen to us discuss sandwiches, the Wilhelm scream, hats, starting your week on Sunday and a LOT more.

I can't believe you get to hear this for free. It's absolutely worth a listen.

The Palomino Strikes Back - Part 2

Thu, 22 May 2008 18:20:11 -0700

Today, special guest Paul returns for an action-packed conclusion to our two-parter where we discuss such wondrous topics as anime weirdness, stupid restaurant menus, major actors in minor roles, watching tv on your phone, soccer vs football vs futbol, 31 flavors of pie and MUCH MORE.

Trust us...it's worth a listen!

The Palomino Strikes Back - Part 1

Tue, 20 May 2008 18:12:33 -0700

Today, special guest Paul returns for an action-packed two part mellodrama where we discuss such wonderous topics as easter eggs, The Black Hole, movies with problem-solving topless dudes wrestling, manatees picking random topics for Family Guy, exchanging cans of food for movies, getting phone calls from the FBI, sharting, WOW chips and MUCH MORE.

Trust us...it's worth a listen!

Snowsquatch

Tue, 13 May 2008 21:10:53 -0700

In this very special double episode your heroes discuss the use of "the", Rush meets Trogdor, dumpster diving, drinking pee and pooping alcohol, The Trouble With Vomit, Ernest Borgnine and the A.W.E.S.O.M.E. System, White House briefings, the recipes for Jell-O and Coke, and a LOT more.

Trust me...it's worth a listen.

Special Guest: General Mills

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:55:48 -0700

In this very special episode we welcome our first guest: Paul. We cover the full spectrum of awesomeness with such topics as crazy cartoon match-ups, Godzilla's less-popular sidekicks, half court black magic, Fort Nuts, taking a cab ride to nowhere and a LOT more.

Trust me...it's worth a listen!

The Wheels Come Off

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:36:56 -0700

In this episode we learn that distractions are bad for business (M'kay), are surprised that bad Star Wars tattoos come back to haunt us, witness things fly around the room, chat about The Man From U.N.C.L.E., light everything on fire and discover why fire extinguishers exist, listen to the most unwanted song and a LOT more.

Take a listen...it's worth it!

Los Pig Dogs

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:58:07 -0700

Welcome to Jefferson Snowmobile! Tune in each week to listen to the ramblings of John & Ryan as they talk about anything and everything.

Brace yourself for an in-depth discussion of daschunds, cigarette holders, acronyms and the height of TV, what you'd do for money and so much more!

Trust me...it's worth a listen.

Comedy-Seeking Missile

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:18:43 -0700

Welcome to Jefferson Snowmobile! Tune in each week to listen to the ramblings of John & Ryan as they talk about anything and everything.

In this inaugural episode treat yourself to a very engaging dialog about naming a podcast, bad tattoos, television we don't like (and the formula for how to write it), our PSA, handicapped musicians and a LOT more.

Trust me...it's worth a listen.